Created: 10/12/2008
Last Update: 05/17/2012

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Sonic is the fastest hedgehog in the world!

"You all know me, I'm the fastest hedgehog out there, I'm slick and ready to go. I am impatient and boastful, but I love to hang out and slack off with my buddies. I LOVE chili dogs a LOT, but I have a bad attitude, but deep down I'm just one intelligent, nice guy. I hate Eggman, compromise and oppression; and tears, too. But I love freedom and justice. I was born June 23, 1991 but......let's not get too personal. I just can't pass by anybody in trouble.......even the ugliest, dumbest, or baddest of creatures....as to say, Eggman. Sometimes I just HAVE to rescue Eggman. I deeply despise the word slow; so I never want to come across any turtles or 3 toed sloths. And I'll tell you something else; I am Aquaphobic....I HATE water. Don't try to make me go swimming, because I am a bad swimmer. The only time I'll ever do as if to touch water is when I bathe myself. Pretty indecent, but I am a hedgehog, (I'm definitely NOT Tachophobic- Fear of speed. I'm also Ombrophobic- Fear of rain or of being rained on and Potamophobic-Fear of rivers or running water) so when's the last time you've seen a hedgehog swimming!? I'm a bit more picky with girls; Tails is, on the other hand, a girl magnet. And I'm jealous. Oh, we're getting still too personal. And yeah, I play the electric guitar, and I'm good at it, too. I hate showing off, I hate criticizing, and I hate waiting. But I love taking naps on the beach and listen to my IPod while I eat chili dogs. But I HATE Eggman. That pest never gives up, and I go out and stop him every day. Once I stopped him so much I was purely exhausted. But being a supersonic hedgehog, I can stop Eggman in a Super Sonic Second. I have a brother and a sister, and a mom who disappeared and runs away from me. Ack! We're getting personal again. I hate talking about personal stuff! It embarrasses me! Except I LOVE boasting and bragging about my speed. Especially to that fat, talking Ro-butt-nik! I'm just happy to say....I'm the fastest thing out there; sound, as you say. No, I can't run as fast as light, though sometimes I wish I can. However, you know Light Dash? The move I make where I run across a path of rings at light speed? Yah, that's me alright. Oh, and btw, that mysterious hedgehog named Nazo.........isn't me. NO ONE knows who he is or what he does or likes. He's just as mysterious and unknown as Shadow's past. Well, THAT'S not me!!!!!!! But don't come bother looking for me. I'm just a blur of blue."

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